The Perfect Flask For All Occasions

Sorry buddy, your red cup isn’t fooling anybody. Oh, and is that orange water in your Poland Spring bottle? Every time I go out at night I see people coming up with new, inventive ways to disguise their booze. Although I enjoy the novelty of chugging my 40 oz out of a brown paper bag, I know that there is no way I will be able to sneak it into any bar, concert, or little league game. Luckily for you all, I have found the perfect way to remedy this problem.

Flasksare no longer just a college graduation gift given by parents to hint to their child that they know they’ve become a ragging alcoholic while at school. These glorified pregame water bottles have become a staple in the drinking scene, and I have come across a set that is perfect for any occasion. These two 3 oz stainless steel flasks hold enough liquor to get you and your friends on t.v for displaying the painted “Dallas Sucks” on your chest during a -15 degree football game. Having two three-ounce flasks allows you to bring along multiple types of liquor and makes them easier to conceal. Held in a leather carrying case, they can easily be mistaken for a cell phone so security/bouncers won’t suspect a thing. In any case, these trendy flasks provide an ideal way to covertly carry your drink of choice around in a public situation.

We at Alpha Mantra do not promote the breaking of any laws, however we do understand that the holiday season makes us all a little crazy, and if you need to mix your coffee with milk, sugar, and Jack Daniels, by all means go ahead my friend.

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