“Juice Head is in Love With Himself” is pretty much all the reason in the world you need not to do steroids.
Yes it smells kind of icky, and yeah, some people think it tastes funny, but damn it, it’s good for you, and every man should be eating it. Tuna fish yields a variety of health benefits. It is high in protein, which is essential to build lean muscle, and because of the [...]
As my annual holiday party approached, I struggled to come up with a new way to excite my friends. Naughty ginger bread cookies becomes inappropriate at my age, so I have found another way to keep all of my guests in a cheerful. How? With alcohol of course.
Shopping at the malls during the holidays is a nightmare. Personally we recommend Online Shopping. Check out these sick gift ideas you can order from your computer without even getting dressed.
Sorry buddy, your red cup isn’t fooling anybody. Oh, and is that orange water in your Poland Spring bottle? Every time I go out at night I see people coming up with new, inventive ways to disguise their booze. Although I enjoy the novelty of chugging my 40 oz out of a [...]
At this time of year the population is split into two types of people; Those who happen to be lucky enough to live in a climate that allows you to wear a Hawaiian shirt year round (this is not recommended), and those of us who have to worry about their hair turning into gelcicles when we walk outside.
Andy Samberg makes a hilarious music video about premature ejaculation. Cameo by Justin Timberlake. This is Dick-In-A-Box Quality
Blackhalf.com is the only place to get you “I voted for the Black Half” commemorative T-Shirt.