My New ‘F-Me’ Shirt

American Rag

Everyone has one in their closet. Whether you’re a dude on the prowl, or the chick looking to get hit on by the dude on the prowl, I bet that you have an article of clothing saved for the nights when you just feel like a total bad ass. It’s the shirt, jacket, or pair of jeans that when you see the nights photos posted on Facebook you can’t help but say, “God Damn I look Good!” I call these my ‘F-me’ clothes.

It is very important for an Alpha Man to fill his wardrobe with such articles of clothing in order to stand out from the herd. As I am in the process of doing this myself, my eyes are always open for anything that will draw some added attention from the wet orifice depot. Now I’m not talking about slapping on a pair of goggles or a cape and start performing magic tricks. What I am talking about is constructing a style that will take you from a 7 to a 10.

During my search for such clothes, I stumbled upon American Rag, a relatively new brand that specializes in what I like to call rocker wear. What I mean is, most of their collection is stocked with styles that rock bands not named Coldplay would wear. (How they hell did they win Best Rock Album Grammy anyway?) While rummaging through their selection of tee’s, long sleeve shirts, sweaters, and hoodies, I came across a military style button-down shirt and excitedly whispered to myself, “Yes!” When I finally noticed more than a handful of people caught me staring at myself in the mirror located by the display, I knew this would be a quality purchase.

American Rag Military Style Button Down

Boy was I right. Without going into too much detail, I will say that I garnered a lot of attention the night I busted out this shirt. Paired with leather shoes and dark straight leg jeans, women were covered in the gooey ooze I call my awesomeness. Worn during the height of my cockiness that week, it truly was the perfect outfit.

The great thing about this confidence boost is that I didn’t have to spend a fortune on a quality shirt. American Rag clothing is relatively inexpensive when compared to its counterparts such as Abercrombie, Lacoste and higher end brands you may find in department stores. The most expensive article of clothing I found was a $60 pair of jeans and the shirt I so elegantly wore is only $40, making it a great option for those of us suffering during the economy.

It is my belief that clothes do not make the man. They do however make a man more confident. When you look good, it’s only natural that you will feel good. This is the main premise behind ‘F-Me’ clothes. You shouldn’t force something on yourself, but rather go out there and find great gear that will makes women force themselves on you. Get out there and find yourself a new ‘F-Me’ shirt.

Samsung Unveils New Eco-Friendly Blue Earth Phone

Samsung Blue EarthEvery place we look it seems that a new initiative to save the planet is being put in to effect. Starting with recycling, the push to be “green” has changed how we drive with the emergence of fuel efficient cars, how we use household appliances like washing machines and refrigerators, and now, how we use our cell phones.

SAMSUNG recently launched an environmentally friendly cell phone at the Mobile World Congress in Barcelona. Following their philosophy, “The Blue Earth Dream: Eco-living with SAMSUNG mobile,” they developed the first touch screen cell phone that runs on solar power. To eliminate using extra energy charging your phone, the phone dubbed “Blue Earth” is equipped with a solar panel which it draws its power from.

If running on solar power isn’t “green” enough for the hemp wearing, ultimate frisbee playing hippies out there, SAMSUNG has a few more surprises in store. All Blue Earth phones are manufactured from a recycled plastic called PCM, which is extracted from water bottles and reduces fuel consumption and carbon emissions during the assembling process. Additionally, the handset charger supplied is free of substances that are in many household electronics such as Brominated Flame Retardants, Beryllium and Phthalate, which studies are now showing can be extremely harmful to your health.

Samsung Blue Earth Eco ModeDon’t mistake the Blue Earth as the cell phone equivalent of the smart car. Its sleek look is designed like a shinny blue pebble and it comes with all the standard features one would expect from a cell phone. In fact, it has more than most cell phones. Blue Earth comes with an ‘Eco Walk’ function which includes a pedometer that tracks how far you walk, as well as a program called ‘Eco Mode’ that tracks your carbon footprint so you can see how much greenhouse gases you are producing. The hottie guitar playing chick in the park will surely appreciate how energy efficient you are.

Let me just put it this way; This phone is so environmentally friendly, it would give Captain Planet a hand job. Although most men can’t get any play by running around in blue spandex saving the earth’s forests and rivers, you can most certainly turn your newly found appreciation for the earth into a renewable energy resource…wink, wink. From all I’ve read and the pictures I have seen, the SAMSUNG Blue Earth really seems like a great option for the alpha men out there that are eco-conscious. Look for it to be on sale in latter part of the year.

Should High Fructose Corn Syrup be Public Enemy #1?

Recently, the Corn Refiners of America have decided to launch a PR campaign to convince fat America that there is nothing wrong with High Fructose Corn Syrup. They currently have two nationally syndicated commercials, the first of which shows a woman pouring her kids juice, when another parent objects to the nutritional content of the juice. The second commercial observes a couple on a picnic, when the female offers her man a bite of her Popsicle and he questions it’s nutritional value. In both commercials, the person who objects is put on the spot about what is really so bad about High Fructose Corn Syrup, and they stammer and are unable to answer. We are then reminded that High Fructose Corn Syrup is “all natural, made from corn, and fine in moderation.”

corn-syrup-kills-babysYou can watch the commercials here on Alpha Mantra:

“Juice Parents” - High Fructose Corn Syrup Commercial
“Picnic Popsicle” - High Fructose Corn Syrup Commercial

Personally, in the second commercial he’s probably at a loss for words because he was just bullshitting so he would get to watch the chick finish off her Popsicle.

Alpha Man Law - Watching a woman eat a Popsicle is far superior to enjoying one yourself.

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Powerful Peanut Butter

Naturally More Peanut ButterOver the past few weeks peanut products has come under a lot scrutiny as a result of several salmonella outbreaks. Although it is important to be aware of this situation and avoid the products at fault, you should not make the mistake of lumping every single brand of peanut butter under the same tainted roof. Natural peanut butter is an essential food for your diet (unless your allergic). Its high protein and fiber content make it a great power food, and its high percentage of polyunsaturated fat helps raise your HDL (good) cholesterol, which keeps your overall balance in check. If you’re trying to eat healthy, natural peanut butter is a great option; it will also give you tons of energy and help you pack on the muscle.

How do you find a quality peanut butter? The most important thing to remember is to pony up the extra cash for natural or organic. Unlike other products where organic is just a buzzword (here’s looking at you garlic powder) there actually is a big difference between organic peanut butter and it’s highly processed, unnatural counterparts. Choosey moms do not choose Jiff, in fact Jiff, Skippy, Peter Pan and all the other processed junk are loaded with unnecessary fats and preservatives. You should never buy any product containing “partially hydrogenated” anything, after you check for that, you really just have to ask yourself one thing. Smooth or chunky? I prefer the chunky variety; chunks need lovin’ too.
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Leather Wrist Cuffs will make Hot Women want to have Sex with you

leather wristcuffRockstars wear them, famous actors don them at the hottest Hollywood parties, and even the most popular playboys site this accessory as the sole reason why college girls computer desktops are laden with their pictures instead of your Facebook default. For centuries, leather has been a trademark style in the most prosperous cultures. It is also said to be a natural aphrodisiac. No, you wont jizz in your pants when you strap on your new leather wrist cuff or watch, but the smell of it may give you an upper hand on the competition.

I’ve been practicing this theory over the last couple of months with my sweet Fossil watch, and when I decided to take it up a notch I found some great options. With a selection of over 120 wristbands, Tropicari combines rockstar-like style with top notch craftsmanship. Although it’s a good problem to have, Tropicari makes your decision difficult by having such a wide variety of designs and products. Different products include wrist cuffs, watchbands, stainless steal leather bracelets, and even 14k & 18k gold bracelets.

Leather Wrist Cuff With Stitch PatternTropicari is also more affordable than most other brands out there. Pieces range from $8 to their most expensive at $265 (14k gold). At these prices you’ll have that celebrity look while still being able to afford a hotel room to trash.

We’re always looking for new ways to attract the lovely ladies, but unfortunately, many women are simply money-hungry, status-chasing hoes. These badass accessories allow us guys to look like we spend our nights rocking out in front of 20,000 screaming fans, thus making women more likely to spend their nights creaming in our hands. Looking like the alpha man is a major step in becoming the alpha man.

Hugh Hefner… A True ALPHA MAN

Hugh HefnerIn this weeks edition of “Alpha Men”, we are featuring a true Casanova. The creator of Playboy, one of the most popular and influential magazines in the world, Hugh Hefner. His ideals of free love and living out your fantasies has shaped generations, as well as brought notoriety and class to adult entertainment, one of the largest industries in America. Oh, and he also shows us pictures of naked ladies, which is awesome.

Hugh Hefner is a true pioneer in the field of T & A. Since the launch of Playboy magazine in 1953, he has been giving all of us a reason to check out the hottest celebrities, girl next door types, and even chicks that you can’t buy a drink for at a bar bare it all. Modern day smut shows us how easy it is to get decent looking chicks to take off their clothes for money, but Hugh Hefner has al;ways been able to get the hottest women in the world to bare it all for his cameras. Actresses such as Pamela Anderson, Carmen Electra, and Shannen Doherty have been featured in Playboy. Olympians, Miss. Americas, and oh, Marilyn Monroe all have shared the pages of his prestigious magazine.

Many of you are probably saying right now, “So what, I can get chicks to take off there clothes for money.” Um, yeah dude, I’ve been to strip clubs too. What puts Hugh Hefner a step above everyone is that he shares his conquests with the rest of us. In 1969 he admitted to being “involved” with eleven of the twelve playmates and at times has had up to 7 girlfriends. Those two accomplishments alone give him master player pimp accolades. At 88, Hugh still parties it up at the mansion during his world renown swories. Filled with the hottest women on the planet, any one of us would give their right ass check to take one of these chicks in the guado.

Hugh Hefner With ChicksIn all seriousness, Hugh Hefner’s contribution to society has changed the face of American society. He single handedly brought adult entertainment to the forefront of American culture. The respect and class surrounding all his endeavors has earned him respect all over the world. Hefner once said, “Playboy isn’t like the downscale, male bonding, beer-swilling phenomena that is being promoted now by (some men’s magazines). My whole notion was the romantic connection between male and female.” This mantra is why men have yearned to achieve his status for the last half century and is what makes Hugh Hefner an ALPHA MAN.

You, Your Shots are on Fire

Fire BallLet’s just face it. Fire is awesome. Whether building a camp fire to roast mallows, lighting up the fire place for a romantic night with your lady, or just igniting random objects in your backyard, men have always been enthralled by the orange and blue flame. This most likely explains our obsession with fire trucks when we are kids.

Another favorite pastime for men is drinking. Alcohol doesn’t just give you the confidence to talk to hotties in the bar, it is also probably the best activity enhancer known to man. When combined correctly, alcohol and fire can make for an awesome time. I even made up this simple equation to show you how it works; Alcohol + Fire = Awesomeness. It’s science, and we don’t mess with science. But how do you combine these two variables into a night of debauchery? Two words. FLAMING SHOTS!

Here are a few shots that are sure to make you all warm inside:

Flaming Dr. PepperFLAMING DR. PEPPER: 3/4 shot of amaretto, 1/4 Bacardi 151, 2/3 Mug of Beer.
Fill shot glass 3/4 full with amaretto and top it off with 151 proof rum. Pour beer mug 2/3 full. Ignite the amaretto/151 shot and drop into beer glass. Proceed to chug.

It tastes just like regular Dr. Pepper. This shot truly is incredible because it really does taste like the drink it’s named after. Plus you can still enjoy the taste without looking like a fairy drinking out of candy cane colored can.
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RunKeeper, one of the most useful iPhone apps ever

One of the biggest reason that iPhones and iPods in general became so popular is because they are the perfect accompaniment for exercise. Just Saturday I overheard a person in the locker room say “Shit, I forget my iPod! How am I supposed to work out?” I’m not sure if Apple pays the gym to play the worst, most untough, unmotivating music ever, or if it just happens that way naturally, but people can’t seem to put one foot in front of the other without a beat to follow.

iphoneappscreenshotThis is especially true for the road warriors, people who exercise outside, cross country running, jogging, skiing or snowboarding. If you’re going to be motivating yourself as you beat down a path or rough it up a mountain, you’re going to need some solid music. This has lead to a whole slew of exercise peripherals being designed by Apple and other third party developers. First there were all the arm bands, then came Nike+, but now with RunKeeper the game has been taken to a whole other level.

RunKeeper is an iPhone application that uses the GPS functionality to track how far the athlete has ran, biked, walked or hiked. This is effen sick! It will map your routes, count your steps, and track your progress. It can be yours for free with ads, for you can buy the full version at your option.

RunKeeper does use quite a lot of juice, estimating 3 hours of continuous use on a full battery charge, and that’s without factoring in using the iPod functionality. Battery life has always been the iPhone one big area for improvement, but never the less this is once well conceived app. Keep training hard like an Alpha Man should and hopefully by the time you’re ready to run a marathon, they’ll have an iPhone with the battery life to sustain you.

Get Lean With Old School Cardio

valeo jump ropeSpinning, running, and elliptical training are exercises you see most people doing everyday at the gym. Although all are very effective in achieving results, there is one exercise that trumps them all, but for some reason has become a lost art form in many gyms. Jumping rope is one the most old school and dynamic workouts you can do, and it allows you to burn double the calories in half the time you spend chugging along on the treadmill.

Jumping rope is a great way to burn calories and target fat loss. 10 minutes of jumping rope is the equivalent to 20 minutes of jogging. Since jumping rope is an aerobic form of exercise, you will not only increase your fitness level significantly, but your body will also begin using and burning up fat stores, making you leaner than Rocky Balboa. Other forms of aerobic exercises are running, rowing, and biking. Still doubting me? Wrap your rope around this; 45 minuets of jumping rope burns approximately 500 calories. If you were to jump rope 3 times a week for a year, you would burn 80,000 calories. At this rate you’ll burn off that late night pizza you ate this weekend in less than 20 minutes.
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G-Star Bags are Raw and Stylish

g-star-logoWhether you’re going to work, class, or just running errands, one of the first things people notice is how you carry not just yourself, but your stuff. Is it a briefcase, a backpack, or a man-sack? A European carry-all perhaps? Regardless of whether it’s for books, a laptop, or just some brewskis and a flask, it is important that your bag can withstand all the elements. It’s also helps to have something stylish, innovative, and very much non-purse-like.

In my search I came across G-Star, a brand that has been on the forefront of trend setting styles since the late 80’s. They definitely hit the mark with there line of carry bags. You’ll look so cool with one of these bags that observant bike messengers will surely perspire in jealously and women onlookers will similarly moisten themselves. An Alpha Man should always stand out from the crowd, and G-Star will help you do that with a style that is raw, distinguishable and strikingly noticeable.

G-Star Knight Raw Side BagVarying by size and shape, G-Star offers a number of bags ranging in price from $39 (Raw Side) to $102 (Knight Raw Side). All bags are branded with the one of a kind G-Star logo, and the Original Rawwi Black Bag even has a slit for headphones so you can rock out to your iPod while you run your errands. Personally I like to chat up women in the produce isle of the supermarket, so I tend to leave the iPod at home, but a headphone slot is clutch for the bus, subway, or any other place not filled with attractive ladies. Whatever your preference, G-Star’s large selection affords you great options to help you craft your own individual style.

You cannot buy straight from the G-Star website, however they do provide you a store locater so you can find a dealer near you. You can also buy online here.

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